today sucked

i reallly want to make it clear how much i hate boys. despise them. think they are useless etc. and are so fcking confusing i want to kill them.
All i have to say for today is that, one, this book is amazing. ReAd It NoW! Or I wIlL tYpE lIk3 ThIs FoReVeR :| eugh i hate that. JUst dont read it if your like under 13 cause its quite horrifically graphic!



I also have to show you these, cause they are really pretty and today was a bad day. I dont know whose they are but they arent mine, i found them in the bottomless pit that is my CPU.



To finish, i also found this beautttyyy, its me and my friend Sophie on a wall near her house last summer and i positively adore it.

YUMMMM, summer is coming!
- Effie x x

he's a spliffing character.

This book is so innappropriate, all he does is sell drugs to kids. I found this in the library with my friend dan, who is such a babe. I really dont think it should have been there!


Also today as well as going to the library I modelled for my friend JesSii [bisousssss bebe x x] who is an aspiring photographer. Funnily enough these pictures were taken in her kitchen! Im really happy with how they came out and now she has more to add to her portfolio, comments anyone? Im not anonymous anymore! I really like the outfit i wore today as well, im such a nerd like that.




God, days off school are busy busy busy. I also made some new banners for my blog, here are some, most of the pictures are from photobucket, so credit where its due i only put the font on top.







p.s. check owt ed (Robert P.) looking all cute and human! GAH i love him so much!

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& DONT'CHA JUST LOVE NYLON! I cant believe its 10 years old! gahgahgahhh!D:
Bisous.
- Effie x

Fake Bake

Note: So using fake tan doesnt really work if your olive skinned.
Today was mediocre, i have 9 days left of compulsory schooling/uniform/maths/science for the actual rest of my life im so excited its crazzzzzzzy! Right so some loverlllyy findings i have for you, first off its this ♥ yummmmm scrum i actually want to eat Robert Pattinson, and the fact that hes a Brit too ;)
oh mon dieu! il est beau!
erggg and kristen stewart is pretty flyyy tooooo, i hate her so muchhhh cause she is a rediculous amount of pretty! But anyways this is all leading up to the glorious fact thattttt i just found this poster!HOW EXCITING! I actually cannot wait i love it so much! Goshhhhh, America are so lucky that they get everything first! Aussi Aujoud'hui, my photos i took on my godfathers extraaaa posh professional cam have come through on the email today and i will put a post up tomorrow showing off my amazing talents as a photographer! ahaha :)
Enjoy the sunnn sexies;
- Effie x

"Summaahh" It was pretty much all he said.

So im getting more used to this whole blog thing, im still kinda new to it so uploading any pictures is still taking me forevs because the stupic things come up with a little red cross. But i was talking to friend about blogs and he sent me this
Its from some place called cafepress.com im not sure but it made me laugh so much!
Aussi aujord'hui, my friends in form C had to do an assembly for the whole of year 11 and 10 and they did it on teen pregnancies and it made me think so much about how many people i know that are under 18 and have kids. Thats like 9 people. I know 9 people under 18 that have had babies, that is so redicoulously bad. Maybbb it means i have to pick better friends, or friends who dont make mistakes as much. Although i like to think that most of my friends wouldnt do that, but its just crazy the thought that people my age could be mothers. I mean I can barely look after myself let alone another human being that cant fend for itself or anything. I guess the upside would be that you could dress it cute, amoungst other things obvssssss. Eugh its crazy, and i think good old Brown should talk to Obama to sort out the fact that botht the uk and usa have crazily high rates of teen babies compared to like europe etc. Hah, god that turned into such a rant.
So anyways, i was looking through some pictures and i found this beauty;

i think shes pretty awesome, why dont you tell me what you think?
- Effie x x

sir digby chicken caesar

i actually love mitchell and webb. they brighten my day so much, and are so incredibly funny. If you dont know them then youtube them becuase they are gods of comedy. So since i blogged ive been up north to blackpool and liverpool. Since its the place that the beatles came into creatiion its pretty cool for clothes. I bought some really coolllll stuff from urban outfitters and hopefully i will post some pictures up soon just i dont really get how it works, so yeah i really enjoyed chilling on the beach and just spending some time with my family.
We also went to blackpool pleasure beach which is like rollercoasters and stuff, its amazing. The styles up north are so different to the cookie cutter mannequins who are clones and are obsessed with abercrombie, as if they have no originality. Id like to live in liverpool, its really calm and chilled out, its like everyone runs at a different time. I swear its the best kept secret, nothing like the constant hustle and bustle in london that drives me insaaaaaaaaaaane!
Eugh and so now we are off easter break the count down to the end of my time in compulsory schooling has begun, as of today it is officially 3 weeks until i never ever have to wear uniform again. Im crazy amount of scared about the upcoming examinations its crazy :S i really want a pair of these to match the giant stack of books that is overpowering my room. if its possible to die of too much studying then i think i will definatley be a casualty.
Enjoy your weeks lovelies, french books are calling.
- Effie x x

Ne humanus crede.

(Trust No Human) So basikkkleee this is post number one. And im feeling a bit lyk its not going to go so great cause im just about as lovly as that grouch guy from Sesame Street, no jkes. Today hasnt been as amazing as i had hopedddd, many reasons why!
Although i did get my new Jack Wills Catalogue today that has been screaming 'sumahhhhhhhhhhh!' at me from my desk all day, which is redicculosly good cause i can imagine a really lovely summer wardrobe and live in Dorset for a little while; visit them > www.jackwills.com
I dont really like the new front cover, bit dissapointed obvsss cause summer 08's cover was a lot prettier but i think its nice. I like the fact that they are concentrating on polo etc. I think its something very British and yummy, hoping to get a ticket to the varsity polo '09 event.
But then im flicking through the pages and like my exam timetable just attacks me and i want to cry. So then i distract myself by looking at all kinds of things on the internet and find a blog! Oh how exciting and just the thing to take my mind off lovely examinations. I just really need to think of sumthing to write in these boxes and hopefully it will be a bit more interesting. Like the fact that my newsagent wont get Lula in for me, which more than sucks because im really fed up with how im going to have to have £4000 to afford an outfit courtesy of vogue. Or the fact that Topshop is now Stateside! Its crazy! Im really not sure how good at this i am.
- Effie x